enter a handle. we download everything — your posts, your mutuals, your mutuals' posts — sum your whole SimCluster into one communal mind, and measure how spiritually aligned you are with it. real math (word frequency, hashtags, tone, posting rhythm), unserious conclusions.
works on any handle — yours, a friend's, someone you suspect is a plant.
your recent posts and every SimCluster member's recent posts (mutuals,
widened to follows if you don't have enough) each become a
word-frequency vector, a hashtag set, an average post length / reply
ratio / emoji rate, and a 24-bucket UTC hour-of-day histogram. the
cluster's vectors get summed, not averaged one-to-one, into a
single communal-mind signal, and your vector is scored against that
sum with cosine similarity on vocabulary and rhythm, Jaccard overlap
on hashtags, and a normalized distance on posting style — a weighted
average of whichever axes have data, 0–100. the dominant axis picks
an element (Air vocabulary, Fire hashtags,
Water style, Earth rhythm) and a chakra,
because a percentage alone doesn't feel very spiritual. it's real
math. the spirituality part we made up.